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You're my Friend..
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When you are sad..
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.
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When you are blue..
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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When you are scared..
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
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When you are worried..
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worst it
could be and to quite whining.
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When you are confused..
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
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When you are sick..
Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want
whatever you have.
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When you smile..
I'll know you finally got laid.
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When you fall..
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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This is my oath; I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend!
"A Friend will help you move.
A Really good friend will help you move a body."
Send this to anyone you consider a friend!
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