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The answers will surprise you!
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky
every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a
vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't
had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And by the way: If you said yes to the abortion question,
you just killed Beethoven.