Kids' Advice to Kids

Kids can say the funniest things. In dedication we've compiled a list of actual  quotes from kids ages 8 - 15. This is just a sample of the hilarious stuff that kids  will say when you actually listen!


"Never trust a dog to watch your food." 
Patrick, age 10



"When your dad is mad and asks you,  'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
Hannah, age 9



"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
Michael, age 14


"Stay away from prunes." 
Randy, age 9




"Never pee on an electric fence. " 
Robert, age 13


"Don't squat with your spurs on. " 
Noronha, age 13


"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. "
Emily, age 10


"When your mom is mad at your dad,  don't let her brush your hair. " 
Taylia, age 11


"Never let your three-year old brother in  the sameroom as your school assignment. " 
Traci, age 14




"Don't sneeze in front of mum when  you're eating crackers. " 
Mitchell, age 12

"A puppy always has bad breath -- even  after eating a Tic-Tac." 
Andrew, age 9



"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat  at the same time." 
Kyoyo, age 9


"You can't hide a piece of broccoli  in a glass of milk." 
Armir, age 9


"Don't wear polka-dot underwear  under white shorts. "
Kellie, age 11


"If you want a kitten, start out by  asking for a horse." 
Naomi, age 15



"Felt-tip markers are not good to  use as lipstick. "
Lauren, age 9


"Don't pick on your sister when  she's holding a baseball bat. " 
Joel, age 10


"When you get a bad grade in school, show  it to yourmom when she's on the phone. " 
Alyesha, age 13


"Never try to baptize a cat. " 
Eileen, age 8




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