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A lawyer opened the door of his Ferrari, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.  When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious Ferrari.  "Officer, look what they've done to my car!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick," retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid car, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my gosh...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex???!!!!" 
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